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Commission Information: Terms of Service

Commissions are currently CLOSED

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Commissions are currently CLOSED .........


While the most important parts of this document are in bold and gold, I strongly suggest that you (or your lawyer if you’re that fancy) read everything here as well as the terms of service because submission of payment for part or all of an art commission constitutes a legal agreement & these are the terms.

At the very least, read the first 2 or 3 bullet points of every section.


My Socials

You can contact me using Discord: [ LINK ]

You can also find and follow my art on these websites:
Bluesky | This Blog | Instagram | Tumblr | X/Twitter ( inactive ) | Threads ( automated ) | Cara | Artstation ( temporarily inactive )

but please don’t use them to try to contact me because some of them are automated!!

 

Payment

  • I accept payment exclusively through PayPal. This is non-negotiable, as other payment services available to me do not provide consumer or seller protections.

  • Payment is collected up front in two stages, each up front: 50% to begin the rough draft and 50% to begin completion of the artwork.

  • Once labor has already begun (in the case of the rough draft) or has already been performed (in the case of the final draft,) payment for said labor becomes non-refundable per state and federal law. You are subject to both by entering a legal agreement with a business located here.

  • Subscribers on Twitch, Patreon, and Ko-Fi may be eligible for discounts in some cases. Check the form for details.

 

Pricing

  • Prices for each commission type, as well as fees for add-ons such as cars and furniture, are determined based on the average number of hours it takes to complete the type of artwork that has been ordered, combined with a calculation of what constitutes a living wage wherever I am living. As such, pricing may be subject to change over time.

  • Subscribers on Twitch, Patreon, and Ko-Fi may be eligible for discounts in some cases. Check the form for details.

  • Pricing adjustments cannot be made on artworks that have already been completed and paid in full

 

Artwork: Time

  • Commissions take between 1 and 4 weeks on average. Work is performed in order based on a “first come, first served” queue. This means that the turnaround time will be based on the order that commission requests were received and approved in. In times of high demand and at the end of every school year ( March - May, ) that time may need to be extended.

  • Subscribers on Twitch, Patreon, and Ko-Fi may be eligible for early access to the request form (and thus priority in the queue) in some cases.

  • Revisions will generally be allowed freely and without limit during the rough draft stage. When the final rendering stage has begun and the second half of payment has been collected, revisions are left up to the artist’s discretion and may or may not incur additional charges dependent upon complexity and time constraints.

  • Revisions after the artwork is complete are limited to a maximum of 60 days after the date of completion, a maximum of 2 revisions, and will incur additional charges.

 

Artwork: Communication & Conduct

  • Please keep an eye on your inbox during the rough draft stage, as you will receive progress updates that require your input and/or approval.

  • PLEASE DO NOT POST / SHARE / REUPLOAD THE ROUGH DRAFTS I SEND YOU WHILE THE WORK IS STILL IN PROGRESS.

  • Communication must be conducted in the same place throughout. Use the same chat, DM threat, etc. every time to keep all communications related to your commission in the one singular place.

  • PLEASE DO NOT USE THE CONTACT FORM ON THIS WEBSITE FOR ANYTHING RELATED TO COMMISSIONS; I DO NOT CHECK MY EMAIL ENOUGH FOR THAT!

  • Please do not harass me because you see me online doing something other than drawing before your commission is complete. I have a work schedule that I do not deviate from, which means I have days off from drawing. You may be banned from commissioning me for behavior like this.

 

Artwork: Livestream

I may livestream the process of drawing your commission. There is a place in the form for you to specify if you don’t want me to do that. If you forget to check the box, contact me on discord as soon as possible. Do not use the contact form on this website. Please only use discord.

 

Artwork: Rules

Contact me in my discord server if you have any questions. I can tell you whether or not I’m willing to draw something specific ahead of time if need be.

 

What I will draw:

  • Humans and humanoid characters

  • Furry characters ( anthro only for now )

  • Animals

  • Your original character

  • Your fursona

  • Cars and motorcycles — add $40 ea.

  • Furniture — add $20 per ea.

  • Some types of suggestive material,

  • including a lot of common kinks

  • Plenty more that isn’t listed here! Feel free to ask!

What I won’t draw, for now:

  • Real people ( includes celebrities, politicians, and you )

  • Most things that would be considered “explicit material”

  • Images to be used commercially or as promotional / marketing material

  • Genshin Impact / “Hoyoverse” in general

  • Other things that may not be listed

What I will never draw:

  • Hateful, bigoted material

  • Anything even remotely suggestive involving characters who are underage

  • Scat

  • Incest

  • Gore with no narrative purpose


Examples of Recent Artworks

( This section updates automatically. Click on an image to enlarge it. )


THE REQUEST FORM:

What's in My Camera Bag? (2025)

 

Just like last year, this list ONLY includes what I’m currently using to make content for YouTube, Instagram, and my other social media. What’s in the studio I use at work is simply too much to go over at this point.

Many of the things you see on this page were either donated to the channel by viewers or paid for using revenue from affiliate links like those featured in this post. Thanks again for helping out!

 

Cameras & Lenses

 

Nikon Z f

( Amazon | Nikon )

Mine is red, but yours doesn’t have to be.

Lenses I use with this camera are now listed in their own section (below this one)

Nikon FE2

I use my film camera with these lenses:

- Voigtlander Ultron 40mm f/2
- Voigtlander Nokton 58mm f/1.4


 

Z Mount Lenses:

- 28mm f/2.8
- 24-120mm f/4S

Canon Lenses:

- EF 40mm f/2.8 STM
- FD 50mm f/1.4

Other Lenses:

- Asahi Pentax SMC Takumar 35mm f/3.5 ( modified to have Canon FD mount )

Mount Adapters I Use:

- Nikon FTZ Adapter
- Canon EF Lens to Nikon Z Mount ( w/ Autofocus! )
- Canon FD Lens to Nikon Z Mount
- m42 Lens to Canon FD Mount

 

Accessories & Lighting


 

Lighting:

  • Viltrox portable light ( Amazon ) ( x2 )

    • Battery Pack

    • Smaller, magnetic alternative if you have the money:
      Aputure MC RGB Portable Light ( Amazon / Moment ) ( x2 )

Audio:

Filters:

( Links do not specify the filter diameter - you must choose the size yourself )

Tripods & Tripod Heads:

Random, Useful Things:

 
 

Whatever Else


 

Camera Bags

Backpacking / Trail Gear

  • Come back later

 
 
Where Did You Get That Pin?

As many long-time fans of my content are already aware, I decided to focus on supporting real people and local artists when collecting pins. I’ve done my best to keep track of which artists created the pins on my jacket since I made this decision toward the end of 2023. Unfortunately, I’ve been collecting pins since 2004, so I don’t have sources listed for all of them…yet. I’ll be adding to it whenever I track down sources for the older ones.

For the commerical / branded pins, you can (usually) find them on eBay. Here’s a tutorial on how to search for something if you happen to need it <3

Please do not send me emails asking about my enamel pin collection!


Pins on my Jacket:

  • Art Gallery of Hamilton — Transgender Pantone Polaroid

  • Botanical Bright — Most butterflies and moths came from this artist

  • Bexa Boutique — “Take your meds” pin

  • Goat Paws — Cat no Bananya button

  • Kentucky Moon Designs — Most of the butterflies and moths

  • Mother of the Moon — Glow-in-the-dark bat pin

  • Official Exclusive NYC — Most photography pins, Kermit polaroid pin, keyboard pin

  • Vylirium — “Fuck off” pin; Chubby cat in devil costume

Pins on My Wall

  • “Alright, get in” — Kinokuniya Bookstore, limited time only


Pins that I like, but don’t have yet:

( and an obligatory link to my wish list )

  • I have them all! This will be filled back out when I find some more!

October 2023 Art Dump

A miracle happened. I finished a drawing.

Tumblr / Instagram / Bluesky


Quickies

Jean-Claude and Violet wear nearly-matching splatoon colored scene kid outfits complete with belted platform boots and shredded leggings over top of fishnets. Next to them is another drawing of Violet, this time with hair extensions to change her usu

Got some requests over on Tumblr to draw my characters wearing things. There’s something really funny about the fact that (at least for now) one of the only full length images of Jean-Claude in existence is them wearing an entire Hot Topic while visibly uncomfortable with that fact.

( Here’s the list of prompts that I used at the time, but keep in mind that if it’s not October 2023 any more, I will have stopped taking the requests. )

My Fujifilm Recipes (2023)

If you know what Fuji “Recipes” are, you know.

If you don’t, here’s a video that explains it better than I could.


Stay Kodak Gold

  • Film Simulation: Classic Negative

  • Dynamic Range: 400

  • White Balance: Shade; Red: 3; Blue: -3

  • Color Chrome Blue: Strong

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: -2

  • Shadow Tone: +2

  • Color: 0

  • Sharpness: +2

  • Clarity: -1

  • Grain: None, None (or Small, Strong)

  • Editing in Post: Increase or decrease contrast until satisfied


Stay Kodak Gold Ver. II

  • Film Simulation: Classic Negative

  • Dynamic Range: Auto

  • White Balance: Shade; Red: 3; Blue: -3

  • Color Chrome Blue: Weak

  • Color Chrome: Weak

  • Highlight Tone: -2

  • Shadow Tone: -2

  • Color: +2

  • Sharpness: +2

  • Clarity: -1

  • Grain: None, None (or Small, Strong)

  • Editing in Post: Increase or decrease contrast until satisfied


Diet Dr. Portra

I’ve personally found that the Fuji X Weekly “Portra” recipes tend to skew toward a sort of “Mountain Dew” yellow that just doesn’t match the results I get when shooting actual Portra 160, 400, and 800. The sky was also looking VERY green in a lot of photos I took with their recipe. I’m also admittedly not a fan of removing sharpness or adding grain in-camera — I would strongly prefer to do it later in Lightroom.

My goal with this recipe was to create something that would not look quite so out of place when I shared an image straight out of camera on Instagram next to countless photos taken on medium format and 35mm film.

  • Film Simulation: Classic Chrome — (If you want to return some of the warmth to the midtones without turning the sky green, use Provia instead of WB shift!)

  • Dynamic Range: 200 or 400

  • White Balance: Direct Sunlight (5500K); Red: +2; Blue: -2

  • Color Chrome Blue: Weak

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: 0

  • Shadow Tone: -2

  • Color: +4

  • Sharpness: +2

  • Clarity: -2

  • Grain: None, None (or Small, Strong)

  • Editing in Post: Increase or decrease contrast until satisfied

My Fujifilm Recipes

If you know what Fuji “Recipes” are, you already know.

If you don’t, here’s a video that explains it better than I could.

As for Nikon users, I’ve come up with something similar that might interest you.


Superia Family

( This is the preset I use 99% of the time on my X100V. )

  • Film Simulation: Classic Negative / Nostalgic Negative

  • Dynamic Range: Somewhere between 100 and 400, you choose

  • White Balance: Auto; Red: 3; Blue: 5 (Classic Negative) Red: 3; Blue -5 (Nostalgic Negative)

  • Color Chrome Blue: Strong

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: -2

  • Shadow Tone: +2

  • Color: -3

  • Sharpness: +2

  • Clarity: -4

  • Grain: None, None (or Small, Strong)

  • Editing in Post: (optionally) shift the green in the shadows to more of a blue


CineStill 800T

  • Film Simulation: Eterna

  • Dynamic Range: 400

  • White Balance: Fluorescent Light 3; Red: -6; Blue -4

  • Color Chrome Blue: Strong

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: 0

  • Shadow Tone: +2

  • Color: +4

  • Sharpness: 0

  • Clarity: 0

  • Grain: Large, Strong


Not Quite Portra 400 (Ver. 1)

( If you want an exact digital recreation of Portra 400, I highly recommend Kyle McDougall’s Lightroom preset in favor of using in-camera settings. It will get you far closer! )

  • Film Simulation: Classic Chrome

  • Dynamic Range: Auto (or 200)

  • White Balance: Daylight (or Auto); Red: 2; Blue: -5

  • Color Chrome Blue: Weak

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: -2

  • Shadow Tone: -2

  • Color: 0

  • Sharpness: +2

  • Clarity: Between 0 and -5

  • Grain: Small, Weak


Not Quite Portra 400 (Ver. 2)

  • Film Simulation: Classic Chrome

  • Dynamic Range: 400

  • White Balance: 5200K; Red: 1; Blue: -3

  • Color Chrome Blue: Weak

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: -2

  • Shadow Tone: -2

  • Color: 0

  • Sharpness: 0

  • Clarity: -4

  • Grain: Small, Weak


Not Exactly Portra 800

( If you want an exact digital recreation of those Portra tones, again I highly recommend Kyle McDougall’s Lightroom preset. )

  • Film Simulation: Classic Chrome

  • Dynamic Range: 400

  • White Balance: Auto; Red: 4; Blue: -6

  • Color Chrome Blue: Weak

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: 0

  • Shadow Tone: -2

  • Color: 0

  • Sharpness: +2

  • Clarity: -5

  • Grain: Large, Strong


Faded Kodachrome Slides

  • Film Simulation: Classic Chrome

  • Dynamic Range: 200

  • White Balance: Auto; Red: 1; Blue: -2

  • Color Chrome Blue: Strong

  • Color Chrome: Strong

  • Highlight Tone: +2

  • Shadow Tone: -1

  • Color: -1

  • Sharpness: 0

  • Clarity: 0

  • Grain: Small, Weak